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Skibidi nope nope nope.

Skibidi Toilet is in Fortnite, and part of me is pretty sure I fell into a coma last week and this is all part of the dream. The bundle is on sale for 2,200 V-Bucks, meaning all the kiddos out there are sure to be screaming for their Christmas present early.

I was going to buy the toilet head as a joke, but seeing it in action I don’t think I can stomach it. There is a camera guy skin, toilet plunger pickaxe, and jetpack back bling that are mostly inoffensive. The head though. The Skibidi Toilet head back bling is unnerving for a couple of reasons. First because while it is a licensed Skibidi Toilet thing, it looks like a knockoff of its own property. And that’s because Skibidi Toilet is a piece of media founded on use of other assets that Epic would not be able to use.

You can’t use the toilet heads people know from the series because most of them are either based on real people or are swiped from Valve’s Source Engine games. Also the song from Skibidi Toilet makes no appearance here which brings me to the next issue; the head is moving. Silently. Maybe it’s because the proportions here are more realistic than the jank-ass model stretching in Skibidi Toilet proper, but it looks far more uncomfortable with those bloodshot eyes.

I’m so sorry to everyone who wanted to go the rest of their life not knowing this existed.