Vidjama Gmaes Work

My name is Summer and I am a recycling center hustler.

Every day I do pretty much the same thing. Wake up early in the morning, have myself a delicious cranberry muffin and a dry scoop of pure gamer supps. Basically perform highway robbery on a handful of broke ass deadbeat business owners. Grab my phone and earbuds and turn on the latest Fresh and Fit podcast episode. I don’t like the show, but I work all day in processing organic waste and I’m curious what it would sound like if you gave it sentience and put it in front of a microphone. Get in my truck, and go to work.

The bulk of the grunt work involves going to the lots I just bid on and taking everything that isn’t nailed down minus the chairs. Why leave the chairs? Because I’m not running a chairity. Eventually we come back home and that’s when the real fun starts. My staff unload the truck into the big conveyor belt and we separate the product into bins. By which I mean my staff sorts the product into bins. That product gets dumped into machines that process it into scrap and eventually usable goods to be sold for massive profits.

Owning a recycling center is a bit like being the only person in the room with a loaded gun. You need $120 to pay off some of the debts on your land? Well I’m the only bidder in town for your scrap and I’m thinking it’s worth $90 on a good day. And no, I’m not going to tell you about the $400 worth of gold bars you left on your property or the money you left in the cash register. If you were stupid enough to leave it there, you probably wouldn’t have spent it wisely anyway.

Am I the most ethical boss? No. Am I willing to hire staff for a meager $15 a day? Absolutely. Did I fire Roch and replace him with Ashley who costs $3 less and works two seconds faster? Without hesitation. Do you know who said “the best profits come from the best ethics?” You don’t. Roch said that, and now Roch is homeless because he asked for too much. Sorry Roch, looking forward to seeing you again at the company reunion when I’m harvesting the scraps from your condemned house for my own profit.

My contractors love me because they know that I am very picky about who I choose to work with, but I deliver lightning fast. They pay my massive markups because they know that if I’m taking contracts that I already have the materials. I will negotiate a contract at nine, accept it, and have your product to you before 9:01. Personally delivered, by the way. That’s how efficient I am. I also include a handful of those little strawberry candies in each order, the ones that only seem to exist in old people’s houses that you can’t actually buy in stores. That’s one of the secrets of being a hustler.

Another one, and you probably already caught on to it, is time management. How do I do everything I do in a single day? Simple; When you get really skilled at business you’ll learn how to stop time. Specifically nine p.m. EST. Why that time exactly? The lore is not important. But I can tear down my machine shop, buy four new machines, rebuild the assembly line, take six contracts, fulfill them, and deliver the goods and make twenty grand in profit working solo in the time between the clock striking nine and still not hitting nine oh one. The clock never hits 9:01, not until my head hits that pillow and the combined exhaustion of twenty hours of hard labor hits all at once and puts me into a deep coma.

People think I must have no time for leisure or relationships and that couldn’t be any further from the truth. I have ten hours per day for leisure and dating and that’s because I schedule it all for nine o clock.

Now life isn’t always grand being a recycling hustler. Sometimes my employees run me over with their trucks. Everyone I come into contact with is using the same five shitty AI generated fake profile pictures. The graphics quality of this reality is not fantastic, but I do like the process of planning, storing, and fulfilling contracts. And given the license is about $20 and you can get a fair amount of gameplay out of it, I’d say this is a decent buy. Unless you’re really anti-AI in which case give it a pass.

Like and subscribe for more videos and thank you to Playway for unknowing funding this stupidity with a key.