Stuff and Stuff
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Fortnite: Damn You Survivor Medals

I uploaded the original photo until I remembered this theme puts the header in black and white. How do I fix that? Continue reading
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I Rented: Hercule Poirot: The London Case

I rented Agatha Christie: Hercule Poirot: The London Case on the Nintendo Switch. Why? Honestly after playing it I’m having a hard time coming up with an answer. Maybe I really wanted to go back and play a point and click adventure game. Maybe it’s been a while since I’ve seen any of David Suchet’s… Continue reading
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GDG: BROK the InvestiGator

In this latest edition of Gamers Don’t Game, I’ll be chatting about BROK the InvestiGator. Released on August 26, 2022, BROK the InvestiGator is a point and click beat-em-up released by COWCAT Games that costs $20 on most platforms and was released on Xbox, PlayStation, Switch, PC, and even Linux and MacOS. Kinda crazy. The… Continue reading
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I Love Fortnite Creative

Holy guac! I’m really starting to love Fortnite Creative. At some point in the last year Epic really doubled down on Fortnite Creative because it’s a great way to “maximize engagement” or whatever the suits say in boring closed-door meetings. And they’re right. I imagine a good portion of Fortnite’s player base is just using… Continue reading
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Gamers Don’t Game: Hooked On You

Hooked On You: A Dead By Daylight Dating Sim came out about a year ago, and the question remains; did everyone buy it just to own the LOL so random meme game, or did they actually go in and play it? The game has 4800 reviews on Steam, so it must have sold a relatively… Continue reading
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Steam: Powerwashing Spongebob’s House

We’ve got to get Spongebob back! I don’t know if I’d be so quick to jump on Powerwash Simulator’s Spongebob DLC if I didn’t already have twenty dollhairs sitting in my Steam account. It’s not out of any moral quandary, I’m just a cheap bastard. Eight dollars is more than fair for a handful of… Continue reading
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Gamers Don’t Game: Blade Runner: Enhanced

I figured I’d start out with current releases and work my way back through the month rather than play this constant game of catch up. Today’s Gamers Don’t Game covers Blade Runner: Enhanced Edition which released on June 23, 2022 on PC, Switch, PS4, and Xbox One. Released by Nightdive Studios and Westwood Studios, Blade… Continue reading
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Steam: Resident Evil 4 Drops Cheap Boosters

Resident Evil 4 has some new DLC. There must be an employee at Capcom whose job is to come up with new DLC for Resident Evil 4 that is simultaneously too cheap for YouTube drama channels to notice and get angry about yet not powerful enough to warrant pay to win complaints. Since Resident Evil… Continue reading
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Gamers Don’t Game: Postal Brain Damaged

Gamers Don’t Game is a continuation of an old column I used to write where I look at achievement data after a game has been out for a year or two and joke about how gamers don’t actually play the games they buy. Postal Brain Damaged released on June 8 2022 for Windows with an… Continue reading
