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Gamefly: Metroid Prime Remastered
This game can eat some shit. I have never beaten Metroid Prime, and I don’t think I ever bothered playing 2 and 3 after that. I may or may not have purchased the trilogy on WiiU when it was on sale for $10 and just never played it on there. And while thirteen year old Continue reading
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PS+ Trials: The Callisto Protocol
PlayStation Plus trials are a little funny to me specifically because they aren’t planned experiences. You take a normal game demo and there’s a set start and a set end to the action. The dev knows both of these points, and in fact tunes it specifically. For instance, Final Fantasy XVI’s demo got me to Continue reading
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Gamefly: Final Fantasy XVI Review
Final Fantasy XVI is a himbo of a video game. It’s very pretty to look at but there’s not much going on in the head department. Which isn’t to say it’s not fun to play around with for a few hours. Or fifty or so. Final Fantasy XVI takes place in the world of Valisthea, Continue reading
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Steam: Powerwashing Spongebob’s House
We’ve got to get Spongebob back! I don’t know if I’d be so quick to jump on Powerwash Simulator’s Spongebob DLC if I didn’t already have twenty dollhairs sitting in my Steam account. It’s not out of any moral quandary, I’m just a cheap bastard. Eight dollars is more than fair for a handful of Continue reading
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Gamers Don’t Game: Blade Runner: Enhanced
I figured I’d start out with current releases and work my way back through the month rather than play this constant game of catch up. Today’s Gamers Don’t Game covers Blade Runner: Enhanced Edition which released on June 23, 2022 on PC, Switch, PS4, and Xbox One. Released by Nightdive Studios and Westwood Studios, Blade Continue reading
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Steam: NASCAR Heat 5 Broken Through DLC
NASCAR Heat 5 has everyone pissed, and I do mean everyone. Well maybe not everyone. Perusing the latest Steam releases I discovered that by far the most hated release of this week is a DLC release. NASCAR Heat 5, developed by 704Games Company, released a Season 2022 update pack for $9.99 USD and pretty much Continue reading
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Steam: Resident Evil 4 Drops Cheap Boosters
Resident Evil 4 has some new DLC. There must be an employee at Capcom whose job is to come up with new DLC for Resident Evil 4 that is simultaneously too cheap for YouTube drama channels to notice and get angry about yet not powerful enough to warrant pay to win complaints. Since Resident Evil Continue reading
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Gamers Don’t Game: Postal Brain Damaged
Gamers Don’t Game is a continuation of an old column I used to write where I look at achievement data after a game has been out for a year or two and joke about how gamers don’t actually play the games they buy. Postal Brain Damaged released on June 8 2022 for Windows with an Continue reading
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Uninstalled Exoprimal After One Match
PvP can go to hell. I’m not averse to PvP in video games, hell I’ve played more battle royale games than probably anything else over the last year. Perfectly fine with games that have PvP, even games that have absolutely no PvE whatsoever. But Exoprimal is the fastest in recent history I’ve gone from enthusiastically Continue reading
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Demos: Lies of P
The Lies of P demo is out now on any console worth talking about, and it’s pretty great. As someone who isn’t a big fan of Soulsbourne titles, I was worried that I’d end up getting frustrated and quitting early on, but I’ve actually had a pretty good time and fully finished the demo zones. Continue reading
Vidjama Gmaes Work 