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An absolute waste of my time.

100 Robo Cats showed up in my Steam library and it totally doesn’t exist as an achievement farming game. So since I’m digging through my library trying to figure out which games I should try out, which games can be thrown into the bin, and which can be removed from my account completely (online games that have long since shut down), I decided to install and find the 100 cats. How long can it possibly take?

It took about four minutes.

100 Robo Cats is not a game in the sense that you’re supposed to play it like a game or treat it like a game. It’s a tool for Steam users to inflate their achievement count. Why? Why would anyone care about the number of their achievements on Steam, especially when those numbers are boosted by fake games? Because you show me a number on the internet and I’ll show you some loser trying to use it as a means of boosting their worthless self-confidence.

And you’re probably thinking geez Connor, you’re being really harsh on the pathetic losers that make up the Steam hoarder community. Why so harsh? And to be fair, the only reason I’m so harsh is because the Steam hoarder groups…sorry, Steam collector groups…tend to be some of the most toxic people on the service. I once saw a group harass a developer who quit the industry because a family member had recently died and they were depressed, and they were saying the cruelest stuff because the guy couldn’t put the game on sale. They really don’t deserve niceties.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, 100 cats. I found all 100 cats in about 4 minutes and I’m going to blame 35 seconds of that on waiting for the achievements to cycle through before I could find that kitty in the lower right corner. And now because I spent four minutes on playing that game, I’m going to spend another few minutes writing this article.

Now it’s time to wait for Kendrick Lamar to post his response to Drake’s latest diss track.